Wise
beyond Years
Accept that
some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Always keep
your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
Always read
stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
Drive
carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
Eat a live
toad in the morning and nothing worse will! happen to you for the rest of the
day.
If you
can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If you lend
someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
It may be that
your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Never buy a
car you can't push.
Never put
both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to
stand on.
Nobody
cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Since it's
the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. - The second mouse gets
the cheese.
When
everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Birthdays
are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
You may be
only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some
mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry
because it's over. Smile because it happened.
We could
learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull.
Some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to live
in the same box.
A truly
happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Happiness comes
through doors you didn't even know you left open.
Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.